Stop me if you've heard this one before....

So I've been doing office work/ebay work for a guy who lives 15 minutes from me. I told him I was short on the rent and asked if I could work to get the money or get a check and sign a notarized letter and work off the hours.

His response was:
He said at first he would rather me work for the money and I said thats fine and then he changed his mind and asked, what about alternate forms of payment. I knew this wasn't going to be good.
So this is all through text messaging.

him:How do you propose to repay the loan?
me: Work off the hours or sign a notarized letter
him: What about alternate forms of payment?
him: We should become friends. we can help each other out what do you think?
me: Help each other out how?
him: Have you heard of friends with benefits?
me: I'm not interested



I'm deeply offended by this offer.

This morning he texts me, How fast can you type and I wrote back: Due to your unprofessional behavior I'm no longer interested in working for you.

That should be the end of this.